Torchwood quotes sleeper

Ianto: 'Just us. In this room. As long as it takes.' Terrifying.
Jack: Really?
Ianto: Absolutely. Shivers down my spine.
Jack: You don't look scared.
Ianto: Well, it passed.
Beth: Will it hurt?
Jack: Yeah
Beth: Your bedside manners are rubbish
Gwen: You should see his manners in bed. They're atrocious, apparently, so I've heard.
Ianto: Oh they are... I remember this one time...
Ianto: We don't sniff the sub-etheric resonator!
Toshiko: You said we weren't allowed to use that again.
Jack: It's just a mind probe.
Ianto: Remember what happened last time you used it?
Jack: That was different. And that species has extremely high blood pressure.
Ianto: Oh, right, their heads must explode all the time.
Gwen: Jack, you can't do this. What if you're wrong? If she is human, it'll kill her.
Jack: I'm not wrong. We have to find out what she is.
Toshiko: Take it easy, Jack. Stop at the first sign of trouble.
Ianto: Or at the first sign of explodiinggg. 
Jack:Hey!
Tosh: No I can't just hook something up! The entire telephone network is down!
Owen: What about a mobile connection?
Tosh: The entire. Telephone. Network. Is down!
Ianto: Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string - everything, absolutely everything! No phones, phones all broken. Hello? Anyone there? No, 'cause the phones aren't working!
Owen: How'd you know that?
Ianto: I know everything! And it says so on the bottom of the screen.
Jack: Have faith, with a dashing hero like me on the case, how can we fail?
Ianto: He is dashing, you have to give him that.
Owen: And what if they can't stop it?
Tosh: They'll stop it.
Owen:Yeah, but if they can't?
Ianto: Then it's...all over.
Owen: Let's all have sex.
Ianto: And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse.
Ianto She knows more about this place than I do. Nobody knows more than I do!