Dr who ninth doctor quotes The Parting of the Ways

Jack Harkness: One minute, they're the greatest threat in the Universe; the next minute, they just vanished out of time and space!
The Doctor: They went off to fight a bigger war. The Time War.
Jack Harkness:  I thought that was just a legend!
The Doctor: I was there. The war between the Daleks and the Time Lords, with the whole of creation at stake. My people were destroyed, but they took the Daleks with them. I almost thought it was worth it.  Now it turns out they died for nothing.
Daleks: Exterminate! Exterminate!
The Doctor: Is that it? Useless! Nul points! It's alright, you can come out; that forcefield can hold back anything!
Jack Harkness: Almost anything. 
The Doctor: Yes, but I wasn't going to tell them that. Thanks.
The Doctor: You know what they call me in the ancient legends of the Dalek homeworld? The Oncoming Storm. You might have removed all your emotions, but I reckon right down deep in your DNA there's one little spark left. And that's fear. Doesn't it just burn when you face me?How did you survive the Time War?
Dalek Emperor: They survived through me!
The Doctor: Rose, Captain, this is the Emperor of the Daleks.
Dalek Emperor: You destroyed us, Doctor! The Dalek Race died in your inferno, but my ship survived, falling through time, crippled but alive!
The Doctor: I get it...!
Daleks: Do not interrupt! Do not interrupt! Do not interrupt!
The Doctor: I think you're forgetting something. I'm the Doctor, and if there's one thing I can do, it's talk! I've got 5 billion languages and you haven't got one way of stopping me, so if anyone's gonna shut up, IT'S YOU!  Okey-doke, so where were we?
Dalek Emperor: We waited here, in the dark space, damaged but rebuilding. Centuries passed and we quietly infiltrated the systems of Earth, harvesting the waste of humanity. The prisoners, the refugees, the dispossessed; they all came to us. The bodies were filleted, pulped, sifted. The seed of the human race is perverted; only one cell in a billion was fit to be nurtured!
The Doctor: So you created an army of Daleks out of the dead.
Rose: That makes them... half-human.
Dalek Emperor: Those words are BLASPHEMY!
Daleks: Do not blaspheme! Do not blaspheme! Do not blaspheme!
Dalek Emperor: Everything human has been purged. I cultivated pure and blessed Dalek!
The Doctor: Since when did the Daleks have a concept of blasphemy!?
Dalek Emperor: I reached into the dirt and made new life! I AM THE GOD OF ALL DALEKS!
Daleks: Worship him! Worship him! Worship him!
The Doctor: They're insane! Hiding in silence for hundreds of years; that's enough to drive anyone mad. But it's worse than that; driven mad by your own flesh, the stink of humanity. You hate your own existence...and that makes them more deadly than ever.
The Doctor: This is Emergency Programme One. Rose, now listen; this is important. If this message is activated, then it can only mean one thing. We must be in danger, and I mean fatal. I'm dead, or about to die any second with no chance of escape. And that's okay. Hope it's a good death. But I promised to look after you, and that's what I'm doing. The TARDIS is taking you home. And I bet you're fussing and moaning now- typical! But hold on and just listen a bit more. The TARDIS can never return for me. Emergency Programme One means I'm facing an enemy that should never get their hands on this machine. So this is what you should do: let the TARDIS die. Just let this old box gather dust. No one can open it; no one will even notice it. Let it become a strange little thing standing on a street corner. And over the years, the world will move on and the box will be buried. And if you wanna remember me, then you can do one thing, that's all, one thing. Have a good life. Do that for me, Rose. Have a fantastic life.
Rose: You are tiny. I can see the whole of time and space. Every single atom of your existence, and I divide them. 
Rose: I can see everything. All that is. All that was. All that ever could be.
The Doctor: That's what I see, all the time. And doesn't it drive you mad?
Rose: My head—
The Doctor: Come here.
Rose: —is killing me.
The Doctor: I think you need a doctor.
The Doctor: Rose Tyler. I was going to take you to so many places. Barcelona! Not the city Barcelona, the planet Barcelona. You'd love it, fantastic place! They've got dogs with no noses! Imagine how many times a day you end up telling that joke and it's still funny!
Rose: Then... why can't we go?
The Doctor: Maybe you will. Maybe I will. But not like this.
Rose: You're not making sense.
The Doctor: I might never make sense again! I might have two heads, or no head. Imagine me with no head, ha! And don't say that's an improvement... But it's a bit dodgy, this process. You never know what you're going to end up with.
Rose: Doctor!
The Doctor: Stay away!
Rose: Doctor, tell me what's going on—
The Doctor: I absorbed all the energy of the time vortex, and no one's meant to do that...Every cell in my body's dying.
Rose: Isn't there something you can do?
The Doctor: Yeah. Doing it now. See, Time Lords have this little trick, it's sort of a way of cheating death. Except... it means I'm going to change. And you're not going to see me again... Not like this. Not with this daft old face. And before I go—
Rose: Don't say that!
The Doctor: Rose... before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I!

Dr who ninth doctor quotes Bad Wolf

Davinadroid: You are live on channel forty-four thousand. Please do not swear.
The Doctor: You have got to be kidding.
The Doctor: Lynda, you're sweet. From what I've seen of your world, do you think anybody votes for sweet?
Trin-E: Just stand still and let the Defabricator work its magic.
Jack: What's a Defabricator?
Jack: Okay, Defabricator. Does exactly what it says on the tin. Am I naked in front of millions of viewers?
Zu-Zana: Absolutely.
Jack: Ladies, your viewing figures just went up.
Jack: Now hold on, ladies, I don't want to have to shoot either one of you.
Trin-E: But you're unarmed!
Zu-Zana: And you're naked!
Zu-Zana: But that's a compact laser deluxe.
Trin-E: Where were you hiding that!?
Jack: You really don't wanna know.
Jack: That's impossible.... I know those ships. They were destroyed.
The Doctor: Obviously they survived.
Lynda: Who did? Who are they?
The Doctor: Two hundred ships. More than two thousand on board each one. That's about half a million of them.
Davitch Pavelle: Half a million what?
The Doctor: Daleks.
Dalek 1: We have your associate. You will obey or she will be exterminated!
The Doctor: No.
Dalek 1: Explain yourself!
The Doctor: I said no.
Dalek 1: What is the meaning of this negative?
The Doctor: It means no.
Dalek 1: But she will be destroyed!
The Doctor: No! 'Cause this is what I'm going to do: I'm going to rescue her! I'm going to save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet! And then I'm going to save the Earth! And then, just to finish off, I'm going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky!
Dalek 1: But you have no weapons! No defenses! No plan!
The Doctor: Yeah! And doesn't that scare you to death? Rose?
Rose: Yes, Doctor?
The Doctor: I'm coming to get you.

Dr who ninth doctor quotes Boom Town

Margaret Blaine: Oh do excuse me, civic duties leave little time for a sandwich.
Cathy Salt: And then just recently Mr. Cleaver, the government's nuclear advisor?
Margaret Blaine: Slipped on an icy patch.
Cathy Salt: He was decapitated!
Margaret Blaine: It was a very icy patch.
Margaret Blaine: Ooh, my little tummy's complaining—I think we might have to take a detour to the ladies.
Cathy Salt: I'll wait here!
Cathy Salt: Sounds like we got here just in time.
Mickey: That old lady's staring.
Jack :Probably wondering what four people were doing in a small box.
Mickey: What are you captain of? The Innuendo Squad?
The Doctor: Hello, I've come to see the Lord Mayor.
Idris Hopper: Have you got an appointment?
The Doctor: No, just an old friend passing by, bit of a surprise. Can't wait to see her face!
Idris Hopper: Well, she's just having a cup of tea.
The Doctor: Just go in there and tell her "the Doctor" would like to see her.
Idris Hopper: "The Doctor" who?
The Doctor: Just "The Doctor". Tell her exactly that, "The Doctor".
Idris Hopper: Hang on a tic.
Idris Hopper: The Lord Mayor says "thank you f-for popping by." She'd love to have a chat, but, um, she's up to her eyes in paperwork. Perhaps you would like to make an appointment for next week...
The Doctor:  She's climbing out the window, isn't she?
Idris Hopper: Yes, she is.
Margaret Blaine: Why can't you just leave me alone? What did I ever do to you?
The Doctor: You tried to kill me and destroy this entire planet.
Margaret Blaine: Apart from that.
Margaret Blaine: We're in Cardiff. London doesn't care, the south-west coast could fall into the sea and they wouldn't notice...  Oh, I sound like a Welshman. God help me, I've gone native.
The Doctor: "Blaidd Drwg".
Rose Tyler: What's it mean?
The Doctor: Bad Wolf.
Rose Tyler: But, I've heard that before, Bad Wolf; I've heard that lots of times...
The Doctor: Everywhere we go, two words following us. Bad Wolf.
Rose Tyler: How could they be following us?
The Doctor: Nah, just a coincidence!
Rose:The Doctor took me to this planet a while back. It was much colder than this. They called it 'Women Wept'. The planet was actually called Women Wept, cause, if you looked at it, right, from above, there's like this huge continent like all curved round, sort of looked like a woman, you know, lamenting. Oh my God, and we went to this beach, right. No people, no buildings, just this beach like a thousand miles across. And something happened, something to do with the sun, I don't know, but the sea had just frozen. Like, in a split second, in the middle of a storm, right, waves and foam just frozen, all the way out to the horizon. Midnight, right, we walk underneath these waves, a hundred feet tall and made of ice!
Mickey: I'm going out with Trisha Delaney.
Rose:Oh. Right. That's nice. Trisha from the shop?
Mickey: Yeah, Rob Delaney's sister.
Rose: She's nice. She's a bit thick—
Mickey: She lost weight... You've been away!
Rose: Well, good for you, she's nice.
Mickey: So, tell us more about this planet then?
Rose: That's it, really.
Margaret Blaine: I promise you I've changed since we last met Doctor. There was this girl, yesterday. A young thing, something of a danger, she was getting too close. I felt the bloodlust rising just as the family had taught me, I was going to kill her without a thought. And then... I stopped. She's alive somewhere right now, she's walking round this city because I can change, I did change. I know I can't prove it—
The Doctor: I believe you.
Margaret Blaine: Then you know I'm capable of better.
The Doctor: It doesn't mean anything.
Margaret Blaine: I spared her life.
The Doctor: You let one of them go, but that's nothing new. Every now and then a little victim spared, because she smiled, 'cos he's got freckles, 'cos they begged. And that's how you live with yourself, that's how you slaughter millions. Because once in a while, on a whim, if the wind's blowing in the right direction, you happen to be kind.
Margaret Blaine: Only a killer would know that. Is that right? From what I've seen, your funny little happy-go-lucky life leaves devastation in its wake. Always moving on, because you dare not go back. Playing with so many peoples' lives - you might as well be a god. And you're right, Doctor, you're absolutely right; sometimes you let one go. Let me go.
Mickey: So what d'you wanna do now?
Rose: Don't know.
Mickey: We could ask about hotels.
Rose: What would Trisha Delaney say?
Mickey: S'pose. There's a bar down there with a Spanish name or something-
Rose: You don't even LIKE Trisha Delaney!
Mickey: Oh is that right, what the hell do you know?
Rose: I know you, and I know her, and I know that's never gonna happen, so who d'you think you're kidding—?
Mickey: At least I know where she is!
Rose: ...There we are then. It's got nothing to do with Trisha, this is all about me—!
Mickey: YOU LEFT ME! We were nice! We were happy. And then what, you give me a kiss and you run off wiff him, and you make me feel like nothing, Rose, I was nothing! I can't even go out with a stupid girl from the shop because you pick up the phone and I comes running! I mean, is that what I am, Rose, standby? Am I just supposed to sit here for the rest of my life waiting for you?! Because I will!
Rose: I'm sorry...

Dr who ninth doctor quotes The Doctor Dances

The Doctor: Go to your room! Go to your room! I mean it. I'm very, very angry with you. I'm very, very cross! GO! TO! YOUR! ROOM!  I'm really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words.
The Doctor: Sonic blaster, 51st Century... weapon factories at Villengard?
Capt. Jack Harkness: Yeah. You've been to the factories?
The Doctor: Once.
Jack: They're gone now, destroyed. Main reactor went critical, vaporised the lot.
The Doctor: Like I said, once... There's a banana grove there now. I like bananas. Bananas are good.
Jack: Nice switch.
The Doctor: Thanks. From the groves at Villengard. Thought it was appropriate.
Jack: There's really a banana grove in the heart of Villengard, and you did that?
The Doctor: Bananas are good.
The Doctor: Funny little human brains. How do you get around in those things?
Rose: When he's stressed he likes to insult species.
The Doctor: Rose, I'm thinking.
Rose: Cuts himself shaving - does half an hour on life forms he's cleverer than.
The Doctor: Don't drop the banana!
Jack Harkness: Why not?
The Doctor: Good source of potassium!
Jack Harkness:Okay, this can function as a sonic blaster, a sonic cannon, and a triple-enfolded sonic disruptor. Doc, what you got?
The Doctor: A sonic... er... oh, never mind.
Jack Harkness: What?
The Doctor: It's sonic, okay? Let's leave it at that.
Jack Harkness: Disruptor? Cannon? What?
The Doctor: It's sonic! Totally sonic! I am sonic-ed up!
Jack Harkness: A sonic what?!
The Doctor: Screwdriver!
Jack Harkness: Who has a sonic screwdriver?
The Doctor: I do!
Jack Harkness: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks "Ooh, this could be a little more sonic"?
The Doctor: What, you've never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?
Capt. Jack Harkness: Damn it! It's the special features, they really drain the battery.
Rose: The battery? So lame!
Jack: I was going to send for another one but somebody has got to blow up the factory!
Rose: Oh, I know. First day I met him, he blew my job up. That's practically how he communicates.
The Doctor: Nancy, how are old are you? Twenty? Twenty-one? Older than you look, yes?
Jack Harkness: Doctor, that bomb, we've got seconds!
Rose: You can teleport us out!
Jack Harkness: Not you guys. The nav-com's back online, it'd take too long to override the controls.
The Doctor: So it's volcano day. Do what you've got to do.
The Doctor: How old were you five years ago? Fifteen, sixteen? Old enough to give birth, anyway. He's not your brother, is he? Teenage single mother in 1941. So you hid. You lied. You even lied to him.
The Child: Are you my mummy?
The Doctor: He's gonna keep asking, Nancy. He's never gonna stop.
The Child: Mummy...
The Doctor: Tell him. Nancy, the future of the human race is in your hands. Trust me, and tell him.
The Child: Are you my mummy? Are you my mummy? Are you my mummy?
Nancy: ...Yes. Yes, I am your mummy!
The Doctor: C'mon, please. Come on, you clever little nanogenes, figure it out! The mother, she's the mother! It's gotta be enough information, figure it out!
Rose: What's happening?!
The Doctor: See? Recognizing the same DNA! [he runs forward] Oh come on. Give me a day like this. Give me this one. Haha! Welcome back! Twenty years to pop music, you're gonna love it!
Nancy: What happened?!
The Doctor: The nanogenes recognized the superior information, the parent DNA! They didn't change you because you changed them! Mother knows best!
Rose: Doctor, that bomb!
The Doctor: Taken care of it!
Rose: How?!
The Doctor: Psychology!
Jack Harkness: Doctor, I put the bomb into stasis, but it won't last long!
The Doctor: Change of plan, don't need the bomb! Can you get rid of it, safely?
Jack Harkness: ROSE!
Rose: Yeah?
Jack Harkness: Goodbye. By the way, love the T-shirt!
The Doctor: Everybody lives, Rose! Just this once! Everybody lives!'
Mrs Harcourt: Doctor Constantine?
Doctor Constantine: Mrs Harcourt, how much better you are looking.
Mrs Harcourt: My leg's grown back. when I come to the 'hospital, I 'had one leg.
Doctor Constantine: Well, there is a war on. Is it possible you miscounted?
The Doctor: Right, you lot, lots to do; beat the Germans, save the world, don't forget the welfare state! Setting this to self-destruct as soon as everyone's clear. History says there was an explosion here and who am I to argue with history!?
Rose: Usually the first in line! 
Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas!
The Doctor: Who says I'm not, red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve?
Rose:What?
The Doctor: And everybody lives, Rose! Everybody lives! I need more days like this! Go on, ask me anything; I'm on fire!

Dr who ninth doctor quotes Father's Day

The Doctor: The past is another country. 1987's just the Isle of Wight.
Rose: I'm not stupid.
The Doctor: You could have fooled me.

Dr who ninth doctor quotes The Empty Child

The Doctor: Mauve Alert!
Rose: What's that?
The Doctor: Intergalactic Distress Signal.
Rose: Should that be a red alert?
The Doctor: That's just humans. By everyone else's standards, red's camp. Oh, the misunderstandings—all those Red Alerts, all that dancing.
Capt. Jack Harkness: Could you switch off your cell phone? No, seriously, it interferes with my instruments.
Rose:  You know, no one ever believes that.
The Doctor: So that's what you do, is it, Nancy?
Nancy: What is?
The Doctor: Soon as the sirens go, you find a big fat family meal, still warm on the table with everyone down in the air raid shelter, and bingo! Feeding frenzy for the homeless kids of London Town! Puddings for all... as long as the bombs don't get you!
Nancy: Something wrong with that!?
The Doctor: Wrong with it?! It's brilliant! I'm not sure if it's Marxism in action or a West End musical!
The Doctor: Amazing.
Nancy: What is?
The Doctor: 1941. Right now, not very far from here, the German war machine is rolling up the map of Europe. Country after country, falling like dominoes. Nothing can stop it, nothing. Until one tiny, damp little island says "No. No, not here." A mouse in front of a lion. You're amazing, the lot of you. I don't know what you did to Hitler, but you frighten the hell out of me.
The Doctor: You're very sick.
Doctor Constantine: Dying, I should think, I just haven't been able to find the time. Are you a doctor?
The Doctor: I have my moments.
Doctor Constantine: Before this war began, I was a father and a grandfather. Now I'm neither, but I'm still a doctor.
The Doctor: Yeah. I know the feeling.
The Doctor: It's my nose; it has special powers.
Nancy: Yeah? That why it's so...?
The Doctor: What?
Nancy: Nothing.
The Doctor: What?
Nancy: Nothing. Do your ears have special powers too?

Dr who ninth doctor quotes The Long Game

The Doctor: So, it's 200,000, it's a spaceship—no, wait a minute—space station, and uh... go try that gate over there. Okay, off you go.
Rose: 200,000? 
Adam: Where are we?
Rose: Good question. Let's see. So, um, judging by the architecture, I'd say we're around the year  200,000? If you listen, engines. We're on some sort of space station. Yeah, definitely a space station. It's a bit warm in here. They could turn the heating down. Tell you what, let's try that gate. Come on.
Rose: That's...well, I'll let The Doctor explain, he does it better.
The Doctor: The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. Humanity at its highest.
The Doctor:He's your boyfriend.
Rose: Not anymore.
The Doctor: The thing is, Adam, time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guidebook, you've got to throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers. Or is that just me?
The Editor: It may interest you to know that this isn't actually the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. It's hardly human at all! It's a place where humans happen to live- -sorry, are allowed to live, by kind permission of my client. 
Rose: ...What is it?
The Doctor: You mean that thing's in charge of Satellite Five?
The Editor: "That thing", as you put it, is in charge of the human race. For almost a hundred years, mankind has been guided and shaped. Its knowledge and ambition strictly controlled, through its broadcast news- edited by my superior, your master, and humanity's guiding light: The Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe.  I call him Max.

Dr who ninth doctor quotes Dalek

The Doctor: Oh, look at you! 
Rose: What is it?
The Doctor: An old friend of mine. Well, enemy. The stuff of nightmares reduced to an exhibit. I'm getting old.
Van Statten: You, English, look after the girl. Go and... canoodle or spoon or whatever it is you British people do. And you, Doctor-with-no-name, come and see my pet.
The Doctor: Look, I'm sorry about this. Mr Van Staten might think he's clever, but never mind him. I've come to help; I'm the Doctor.
"Metaltron": Doc... tor?
The Doctor:  Impossible!
"Metaltron": [angrily] The Doctor?!
Dalek: Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
The Doctor:  Let me out!
Dalek: You are an enemy of the Daleks! You must be destroyed! 
The Doctor:It's not working!  Fantastic! Oh, fantastic! Powerless! Look at you. The great space dustbin - how does it feel?
Dalek: Keep back!
The Doctor: What for? What are you gonna to do to me?! If you can't kill, then what are you good for, Dalek? What's the point of you?! You're nothing! What the hell are you here for?
Dalek: I am waiting for orders.
The Doctor: What does that mean?
Dalek: I am a soldier. I was bred to receive orders.
The Doctor: Well, you're never gonna get any. Not ever.
Dalek: I demand orders!
The Doctor: They're never gonna come! Your race is dead! You all burned, all of you! Ten million ships on fire; the entire Dalek race wiped out in one second!
Dalek: YOU LIE!
The Doctor: I watched it happen! I MADE IT HAPPEN!
Dalek: You destroyed us?!
The Doctor:  I had no choice.
Dalek: And what of the Time Lords?
The Doctor: Dead. They burned with you. The end of the last Great Time War... everybody lost.
Dalek: Genetic material extrapolated! INITIATE CELLULAR RECONSTRUCTION!
Simmons: What're you going to do? Sucker me to death? 
Von Statten: I thought you were the great expert, Doctor. If you're so impressive, then why not just reason with this Dalek? It must be willing to negotiate; there must be something it needs, everything needs something!
The Doctor: What's the nearest town?
Von Statten: Salt Lake City.
The Doctor: Population?
Von Statten: One million.
The Doctor: All dead. If the Dalek gets out, it'll murder every living creature; that's all it wants!
Von Statten: But why would it do that!?
The Doctor: Because it honestly believes they should die. Human beings are different, and anything different is wrong. It's the ultimate in racial cleansing, and you, Van Staten, you've let it loose!
Dalek: I shall speak only to the Doctor.
The Doctor:  You're gonna get rusty.
Dalek: I fed off the DNA of Rose Tyler. Extrapolating the biomass of a time traveller regenerated me.
The Doctor: What's your next trick?
Dalek: I have been searching for the Daleks.
The Doctor: Yeah, I saw. Downloading the Internet. What did you find?
Dalek: I scanned your satellites and radio telescopes.
The Doctor: And?
Dalek: Nothing. WHERE SHALL I GET MY ORDERS NOW!?
The Doctor: You're just a soldier without commands.
Dalek: Then I shall follow the Primary Order. The Dalek instinct to destroy, to conquer!
The Doctor:What for!? What's the point!? Don't you see it's all gone!? Everything you were, everything you stood for.
Dalek:Then what should I do?
The Doctor: Alright, then. If you want orders, follow this one. Kill yourself.
Dalek: The Daleks must survive!
The Doctor: The Daleks have failed! Now why don't you finish the job, and make the Daleks extinct?! Rid the universe of your filth! Why don't you just die?!
Dalek:You would make a good Dalek.
The Doctor: Broken. Broken. Hair dryer...Oh, yes! Lock and load!
Dalek: Why do we survive?
The Doctor: I don't know.
Dalek: I am the last of the Daleks.
The Doctor: You're not even that. Rose did more than regenerate you: you've absorbed her DNA. You're mutating.
Dalek: Into what!?
The Doctor: Something new. I'm sorry.
Rose: But isn't that better?
The Doctor: Not for a Dalek.
Dalek: I can feel...so many ideas...so much darkness. Rose, give me orders. Order me...to die.
Rose: I can't do that.
Dalek: This is not life. This is sickness! I shall not be like you! Order my destruction! Obey! Obey! OBEY!
Rose:Do it.
Dalek: Are you... frightened, Rose Tyler?
Rose: Yes.
Dalek: So am I. Exterminate.

dr who ninth doctor quotes World War Three

The Doctor: I think you'll find the Prime Minister is an alien in disguise, and That’s never gonna work, is it?
Policeman: Nope.
The Doctor: Fair enough. 
The Doctor: Ah, well, now, you see, uh, the thing is, if I was you, if I was gonna, uh, execute someone by backing them against the wall, between you and me, A little word of advice, don't stand him against the lift! 
The Doctor: Who the hell are you?!
Harriet Jones: Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North.
The Doctor: Nice to meet you.
Harriet Jones: Likewise.
The Doctor: Installed in 1991. Three inches of steel lining every single wall. They'll never get in. 
Rose: And how do we get out?
The Doctor: Ah. 
Harriet Jones: When they fart, if you'll pardon the word, it doesn't smell like a fart, pardon the word, it's like something else. What is it? It's more like um...
Rose: Bad breath!
Harriet Jones: That's it!
The Doctor: Calcium decay! Now that narrows it down! Calcium phosphate. Organic calcium—living calcium—creatures made out of living calcium, what else? What else? Hyphenated surname! YES! That narrows it down to one planet: Raxacoricofallapatorius!
Mickey Smith: Oh yeah, great. We can write 'em a letter!
Harriet Jones: Except it's not your decision, Doctor. It's mine.
Jackie Tyler: And who the hell are you?
Harriet Jones: Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North. The only elected representative in this room, chosen by the people for the people. And on behalf of the people, I command you: do it.
Rose:  Um... my mother's cooking.
The Doctor: Good, put her on a slow heat and let her simmer.
Rose: She's cooking tea. For us.
The Doctor: I don't do that.
Rose: She wants to get to know you.
The Doctor: Tough. I've got better things to do.
Rose: She's my mother.
The Doctor: She's not mine.
Rose: That's not fair!
The Doctor: Well, you can stay there if you want! But right now there's this plasma storm brewing in the Horsehead Nebula. Fires are burning ten million miles wide! I could fly the TARDIS right into the heart of it and ride the shockwave all the way out. Hurtled right across the sky and end up anywhere! Your choice. 
Mickey Smith: I just went down the shop. And - and I was thinking, you know, like the whole world's changed. Aliens and spaceships all in public. And here it is. How can they— how can they do that? They saw it!
The Doctor: They're just not ready. You're happy to believe in something if it's invisible but if it's staring you in the face nope, can't see it! There's a scientific explanation for that: you're thick!
Mickey Smith: We're just idiots.
The Doctor: Well, not all of you.
Mickey Smith:  Yeah?
The Doctor: Present for you, Mickey.  That's a virus, put it online, it'll destroy every mention of me, I'll cease to exist!
Mickey Smith: What you wanna do that for?
The Doctor: Cause you're right: I am dangerous, I don't want anyone following me.
Mickey Smith: How can you say that and then take her with you?
The Doctor: You could look after her. Come with us.
Mickey Smith: I can't... this life of yours, it's just too much, I couldn't do it. Don't tell her I said that.
The Doctor: Got enough stuff?
Rose:  First time I stepped in there, it was spur of the moment. Now I'm signing up, you're stuck with me!  Come with us, there's plenty of room!
The Doctor: No chance, he's a liability, I'm not having him on board!
Rose: We'd be dead without 'im!
The Doctor: My decision is final.

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Rose: I meant to phone. I really did, I just f-forgot.
Jackie: What, for a year? You forgot for a year?! And I am left sitting here! I just don't believe you! Why won't you tell me where you've been?!
The Doctor: Actually, it's my fault. I sort of, uh, employed Rose as my companion.
Policeman: When you say "companion", is this a sexual relationship?
Rose and the Doctor:  No!
Jackie: Then what is it? Because you, you waltz in here all charm and smiles and the next thing I know she vanishes off the face of the earth! How old are you, then, Forty? Forty-five? What, did you find her on the internet? Did you go on-line and pretend you're a doctor?!
The Doctor: I am a doctor!
Jackie: Prove it! Stitch this, mate! 
Rose: She slapped you.
The Doctor: Nine hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother.
Rose: Your face...
The Doctor: It hurt!
Rose:You're so gay! When you say 900 years...
The Doctor: That's my age.
Rose: You're 900 years old?
The Doctor: Yep.
Rose: My mother was right, that is one hell of an age gap.
Rose: My mum's here.
The Doctor: Oh, that's just what I need! Don't you dare make this place domestic!
Mickey: You ruined my life, Doctor. They thought she was dead, I was a murder suspect because of you!
The Doctor:  See what I mean? Domestic!
Mickey: I bet you don't even remember my name!
The Doctor: Ricky.
Mickey: It's Mickey!
The Doctor: No, it's Ricky.
Mickey: I think I know my own name!
The Doctor: You think you know your own name? How stupid are you?

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Dickens: I can't be part of this.
The Doctor: Humbug? Come on, open mind.
Dickens: This is the sort of mummery I strive to unmask. Séances? Nothing but luminous tambourines and a squeeze box concealed between the knees. This girl knows nothing!
The Doctor: Now don't antagonize her. I love a happy medium!
Rose: I can't believe you just said that.
The Doctor: I saw the Fall of Troy! World War Five! I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party! Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon....  in Cardiff!
Gwyneth: And you have come such a long way.
Rose: What makes you think so?
Gwyneth: You're from London, I have seen London in drawings, but never like that. All those people rushing about, half naked for shame. And the noise, and the metal boxes racing past, and the birds in the sky- no, no they are metal as well. Metal birds with people in them, people are flying. And you, you have flown so far, further than any one. The things you’ve seen- The Darkness, The Big Bad Wolf!

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The Doctor: You lot. You spend all your time thinking about dying, like you're going to get killed by eggs, or beef, or global warming, or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible: that maybe you survive. This is the year 5.5 slash apple slash 26... five billion years in your future, and this is the day, hold on—This is the day the sun expands. Welcome to the end of the world.
Master of Ceremonies: Who the hell are you?
The Doctor: That's nice, thanks.
Master of Ceremonies: But how did you get in? This is a maximum hospitality zone! The guests will be arriving any minute!
The Doctor: Oh, that's me, I'm a guest. See, there's my invitation, "The Doctor, +1" This is Rose Tyler, she's my plus one. Is that all right?
Master of Ceremonies: Well, obviously. Apologies, etc. As long as you're here, we'd better start.
The Doctor:The paper's slightly psychic, makes them see whatever I want them to see.
Cassandra: I know, I know, shocking isn't it? I've had my chin, completely removed. And look at the difference! Look how thin I am! Thin, and dainty. I don't look a day over 2000! My mother was a Texan, my father was from the Arctic belt. They were born on the Earth, and they are the last to be buried in its soil. I have come to bid them "farewell".  But I bring these gifts. Here, the last ostrich egg. Legend says it grew to a wingspan of over fifty feet, and blew fire from its nostrils... or was that my third husband. And here, a true treasure.Historians tell us that this was known as an "iPod". Play on! 
The Doctor: Tell you what. With a bit of jiggery pokery—
Rose: Is that a technical term, "jiggery pokery"?
The Doctor: Yeah, I got a first in jiggery pokery, what about you?
Rose: Nah, I failed hullabaloo.
Jabe: Perhaps you could tell a story or two. Perhaps a man only enjoys trouble when there's nothing else left.
The Doctor: Five billion years and it still comes down to money.
The Doctor: Everything has its time and everything dies.
The Doctor: You think it'll last forever: people and cars and concrete. But it won't. One day it's all gone. Even the sky. My planet's gone. It's dead. It burned, like the Earth. It's just rocks and dust. Before its time.
Rose: What happened?
The Doctor: There was a war, and we lost.
Rose: A war with who? What about your people?
The Doctor: I'm a Time Lord. I'm the last of the Time Lords. They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. I'm left traveling on my own, 'cause there's no one else.

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The Doctor:  Run!
Clive: Just "the Doctor," always "the Doctor." The Doctor is a legend woven throughout history. When disaster comes, he's there. He brings a storm in his wake and he has one constant companion: death.
Rose: Who are you then? Who's that lot down there?  I said who are they?!
The Doctor: They're made of plastic. Living plastic creatures. They're being controlled by a relay device on the roof. Which would be a great big problem if I didn't have this. So I'm gonna go upstairs and blow it up. And I might well die in the process. But don't worry about me, no. You go home, go on! Go and have your lovely beans on toast. Don't tell anyone about this 'cos if you do, you'll get them killed. I'm The Doctor, by the way. What's your name?
Rose: Rose.
The Doctor: Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life!
Jackie: I'm in my dressing gown.
The Doctor: Yes, you are.
Jackie: There's a strange man in my bedroom.
The Doctor: Yes, there is.
Jackie: Anything could happen.
The Doctor: No. 
Rose: Who are you?
The Doctor: Do you know like we were sayin'? About the Earth revolving? It's like when you're a kid. The first time they tell you that the world's turning and you just can't quite believe it 'cause everything looks like it's standin' still.I can feel it. The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinnin' at 1,000 miles an hour and the entire planet is hurtling around the sun at 67,000 miles an hour, and I can feel it. We're fallin' through space, you and me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go...  That's who I am.
The Doctor:The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through those doors, and believe me, they've tried!
Rose: Hold on, if you're an alien, why do you sound like you're from the North?
The Doctor: Lots of planets have a North!
The Doctor: How can you hide something that big in a city this small?
Rose: Hold on... hide what?
The Doctor: The transmitter. The Consciousness is controlling every single piece of plastic so it needs a transmitter to boost the signal.
Rose: What's it look like?
The Doctor: Like a transmitter. Round and massive, slap bang in the middle of London.  A huge circular metal structure... like a dish...  like a wheel. Close to where we're standing. Must be completely invisible. What?  What? What is it?  Oh... fantastic!

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The Doctor: Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do then I should warn you, you're gonna see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the past. Aliens from the future. The day the Earth died in a ball of flame. It won't be quiet, it won't be safe, and it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be: The trip of a lifetime!